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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m not perfect. No one is. I believe in keeping pinky promises. I love Jesus and unicorns and I really love snuggling. I like food. I like sleep. I love babies and sleep with a duckie pillow pet. I am who I am, like me or not but i will love you even if I never meet you :)</description><title>WooHoo Jesus and Unicorns!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @funkeymonkey8)</generator><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>  Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL's and this is what we are doing. </title><description>other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: I hang out by myself&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: there's no drama&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: and I don't have to wear pants</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/26691370652</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/26691370652</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 06:41:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That awful moment when you spend all your time helping a plant grow and then it goes and dies on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That awful moment when you spend all your time helping a plant grow and then it goes and dies on you. You feel worse than grape gum on the ground.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/25208066540</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/25208066540</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:50:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you could just stay with me throughout the night and endure the proceedings of slumber, I’d..."</title><description>“If you could just stay with me throughout the night and endure the proceedings of slumber, I’d be at ease knowing that it was me that you held. I stopped looking for you… maybe I should haste and engage myself in this love affair that i’ve essentially abandoned, maybe then i would sleep wholly and gain peace.”</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/25011151620</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/25011151620</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:25:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is an emoticon of a man angrily flipping a table.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://everythinginthesky.com/post/11791532642/this-is-an-emoticon-of-a-man-angrily-flipping-a-table" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;everythinginthesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;That is all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24902032768</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24902032768</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:08:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltqcwsCL5B1qzpsuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24901689091</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24901689091</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:03:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ffhgZnOO1r3rnjdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24901167023</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24901167023</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:56:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cerebralwhimsy:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfwwpmVGIY1qbmooao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cerebralwhimsy.tumblr.com/post/24582514219/sillyarms-marththebland-vagiqua-rule-1"&gt;cerebralwhimsy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sillyarms.tumblr.com/post/24582423924/marththebland-vagiqua-rule-1-of-tumblr"&gt;sillyarms&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marththebland.tumblr.com/post/24528086945/vagiqua-rule-1-of-tumblr-you-must-reblog-our"&gt;marththebland&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vagiqua.tumblr.com/post/20567412765/rule-1-of-tumblr-you-must-reblog-our-creator"&gt;vagiqua&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rule #1 of Tumblr:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Must reblog for that comment&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ahahaha yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24620882289</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24620882289</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:19:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What It Takes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It takes courage to address an issue. It takes time to listen.  It takes patience to speak to an unwilling individual. It takes refrain to hold back from reasoning in a angry manner. It takes strength to hold in emotions. And yet it takes nothing to love you&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24522089342</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24522089342</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 00:36:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For You to Keep</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You cant&lt;br/&gt;
just go around&lt;br/&gt;
breaking promises.&lt;br/&gt;
they mean so much&lt;br/&gt;
and they&amp;#8217;re enough&lt;br/&gt;
to keep me going.&lt;br/&gt;
so don&amp;#8217;t turn shy away&lt;br/&gt;
don&amp;#8217;t say it cannot be&lt;br/&gt;
you promised me &lt;br/&gt;
and i intend that you keep it&lt;br/&gt;
let me help you&lt;br/&gt;
let me love you&lt;br/&gt;
and don&amp;#8217;t give up&lt;br/&gt;
your smile is &lt;br/&gt;
an abundance of payment alone&lt;br/&gt;
and your promise is &lt;br/&gt;
all that matters now.&lt;br/&gt;
nothing else will do&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m making the most of an opportunity &lt;br/&gt;
left by the One above.&lt;br/&gt;
there is no record.&lt;br/&gt;
you have kept a trail of empty debt&lt;br/&gt;
and His Love and yours in return is&lt;br/&gt;
all that is needed&lt;br/&gt;
so don&amp;#8217;t let the world deter your choices&lt;br/&gt;
don&amp;#8217;t break your promise&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24520896882</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24520896882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2012 00:12:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j3mijz5Z1r3k9ovo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24249374023</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24249374023</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 03:23:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right now.</title><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24249241450</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24249241450</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 03:18:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I want you. Only you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24177187928</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24177187928</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:06:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>patricia-isabel98:

All the time, you have no idea.


yep.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vrozk1NW1ru1ag5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patricia-isabel98.tumblr.com/post/24121494462/all-the-time-you-have-no-idea" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;patricia-isabel98&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;All the time, you have no idea.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;


yep.</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24161005499</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24161005499</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:10:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p6w4aUtB1qfdwsio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160925362</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160925362</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:09:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02ocxsdMG1qk79vxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160614103</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160614103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:05:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly10ezQuNw1qe52v7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160514093</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/24160514093</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:04:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sic5hgsw1qj20w5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23922639606</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23922639606</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 06:24:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Kitty Kat!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nvxzcs6o1r7sbhmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kitty Kat!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23839478342</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23839478342</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 23:20:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jade</title><description>&lt;p&gt;you nestled into me&lt;br/&gt;
you asked for love,&lt;br/&gt;
you beseeched affection, &lt;br/&gt;
and finally i gave in&lt;br/&gt;
i touched you as gently as you needed&lt;br/&gt;
around us,&lt;br/&gt;
the breeze feels so soothing &lt;br/&gt;
and the boughs seemed to flow &lt;br/&gt;
just as the wind guided it&lt;br/&gt;
you looked to me as you were falling&lt;br/&gt;
barred teeth&lt;br/&gt;
and claws outreached&lt;br/&gt;
it was then that i turned away&lt;br/&gt;
and it was then that you left&lt;br/&gt;
left me alone &lt;br/&gt;
i sat puzzled&lt;br/&gt;
 and pondered awhile until you returned&lt;br/&gt;
you approached later  &lt;br/&gt;
with a crazed look in your eyes&lt;br/&gt;
as you spastically danced around me&lt;br/&gt;
i kept my distance and watched you &lt;br/&gt;
such beauty&lt;br/&gt;
yet so wild&lt;br/&gt;
beckon me when you are mild&lt;br/&gt;
i&amp;#8217;ll be wait here&lt;br/&gt;
sitting in this tree&lt;br/&gt;
lost in though &lt;br/&gt;
a dream so far&lt;br/&gt;
and yet so real&lt;br/&gt;
at least you accepted my affection&lt;br/&gt;
and i was not scorned&lt;br/&gt;
with the ever so familiar rejection&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23703881739</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23703881739</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:42:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lesson Learned </title><description>&lt;p&gt;he walked silently away&lt;br/&gt;
drifted into shadows of grey&lt;br/&gt;
i don&amp;#8217;t think he will ever come back now&lt;br/&gt;
after all that happened i can see how&lt;br/&gt;
the feelings have faded, &lt;br/&gt;
become nothing but jaded&lt;br/&gt;
she broke his fragile heart,&lt;br/&gt;
a gift to her from the start&lt;br/&gt;
she played him like a drum&lt;br/&gt;
now nothing left but a gentle hum&lt;br/&gt;
he had been so naïve&lt;br/&gt;
and knew that now was time to leave&lt;br/&gt;
he was thankful of the lesson learned&lt;br/&gt;
his vulnerability had got him burned&lt;br/&gt;
now he proceeds forward to yonder&lt;br/&gt;
leaving his heartbreaker alone to ponder&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23467758415</link><guid>http://funkeymonkey8.tumblr.com/post/23467758415</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 01:50:19 -0400</pubDate><category>original poem</category><category>lesson learned</category><category>heartbreak</category></item></channel></rss>
