WooHoo Jesus and Unicorns!

I'm not perfect. No one is. I believe in keeping pinky promises. I love Jesus and unicorns and I really love snuggling. I like food. I like sleep. I love babies and sleep with a duckie pillow pet. I am who I am, like me or not but i will love you even if I never meet you :)

Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL's and this is what we are doing.

  • other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
  • me: I hang out by myself
  • me: there's no drama
  • me: and I don't have to wear pants

That awful moment when you spend all your time helping a plant grow and then it goes and dies on you. You feel worse than grape gum on the ground.

If you could just stay with me throughout the night and endure the proceedings of slumber, I’d be at ease knowing that it was me that you held. I stopped looking for you… maybe I should haste and engage myself in this love affair that i’ve essentially abandoned, maybe then i would sleep wholly and gain peace.

This is an emoticon of a man angrily flipping a table.

everythinginthesky:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

That is all.

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cerebralwhimsy:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

ahahaha yes.

cerebralwhimsy:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

ahahaha yes.

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What It Takes

It takes courage to address an issue. It takes time to listen. It takes patience to speak to an unwilling individual. It takes refrain to hold back from reasoning in a angry manner. It takes strength to hold in emotions. And yet it takes nothing to love you…

For You to Keep

You cant
just go around
breaking promises.
they mean so much
and they’re enough
to keep me going.
so don’t turn shy away
don’t say it cannot be
you promised me
and i intend that you keep it
let me help you
let me love you
and don’t give up
your smile is
an abundance of payment alone
and your promise is
all that matters now.
nothing else will do…
I’m making the most of an opportunity
left by the One above.
there is no record.
you have kept a trail of empty debt
and His Love and yours in return is
all that is needed
so don’t let the world deter your choices
don’t break your promise…

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patricia-isabel98:

All the time, you have no idea.


yep.

patricia-isabel98:

All the time, you have no idea.

yep.

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